Experiência no omegle.com (que conecta o usuário com outro usuário, randomicamente):

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: male, not horny, third-worldist
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: male, not horny, third-worldist
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi, i'm a third-world male and i am very not horny
Stranger: third-world
Stranger: woo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


[As palavras em itálico abaixo indicam possíveis inconsistências no inglês da ninfeta tai de 16]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: male, not horny, third-worldist
Stranger: i'm not horny
Stranger: u from?
You: that's great!
You: brasil
You: you?
Stranger: age?
Stranger: asian will u disconnect?
You: oh, what have they done to you
You: they must do it beacause it's too far for any fucking to happen
Stranger: yap
Stranger: u r right
Stranger: they r dirty
You: oh those dirty bastards
You: lost millenials
(...)
Stranger: i dont like asia
Stranger: school is nice i love my friend
You: why not?
Stranger: dating my boyfriend is nice to me
Stranger: because tradition is bad
Stranger: too troublesome
Stranger: and old-fashioned
Stranger: west is open
Stranger: they don't care lot
Stranger: but chinese lot of etiquette
You: yes, it's all freedom here
You: have you ever visited the capital of your country, Fujian?
(truque da referência errada)
Stranger: ya
Stranger: taipei is taiwan capital
You: ah how silly of me, sorry
You: what traditions of your country bother you much?
Stranger: boyfriend
Stranger: my mom is care
Stranger: she think i'm too small
Stranger: but in west their parents don't care anymore
Stranger: u think?
You: you mean, your mother consider you are too young to fuck etc., isnt it?
Stranger: yap
Stranger: chinese think we don't has sex before marry
You: well, here on democratic west women's lubricous worldy savagery starts, in the effective sense, at 12 years old and frequently sooner
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

(O velho ressentimento taiwanês contra a liberdade ocidental)